give a shit
somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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People who are passionate about obscure pieces of information are the best. The type of person that starts talking about This Particular type of bridge fastening that was invented in 1992 and attached to the Flomper bridge in Goergenhaler, The Netherlands. What are you talking about girl… tell me more
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